Dont ruin a good today by thinking about a bad yesterday. Let it go.

"Jordana and I enjoyed an atavistic, glorious fortnight of lovemaking, humiliating teachers and bullying the weak. I have already turned these moments into the Super-8 footage of memory."

(via theroyaltenenblarghs)


wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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(via hi)


onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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(via pizza)



twofishies:

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

(via theredangrierbird)


badgal2:

theyjudgemeanyway:

allykennedy96:

Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.

That one hurt.

Mmm

badgal2:

theyjudgemeanyway:

allykennedy96:

Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.

That one hurt.

Mmm

(via kimbearleeee)